Courses for Men and Women
Raksta autors sm00n uz Jūlijs 1, 2008
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Courses for Women
Taught by men, for women.
1.Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
2.Doing Housework Without Complaining
3.Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
4.Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
5.Understanding the Male Response to “Do I Look OK?”
6.Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
7.Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
8.How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
9.Understanding the Male Response to “Am I Fat?”
10.Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
11.The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too
12.Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to “Make Love”
13.”The Weekend” and “Long Boring Walks” Are Not Synonymous
14.How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
15.The Remote Control: Don’t Touch What You Can’t Handle
16.You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
17.Honest, You Don’t Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You’re Acceptable
18.Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)
19.Runs In Your Nylons? It’s Not the End of the World
20.Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
21.Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There
22.Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
23.Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
24.Makeup: The Less is More Theory
25.Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
Courses for Men
Taught by women, for men.
1.Combating Stupidity
2.You Too Can Do Housework
3.P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
4.How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
5.We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas – Give Us Money
6.Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM
7.Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly “Don’t Wash My Silks”)
8.Parenting – No, It Doesn’t End With Conception
9.Get a Life – Learn How To Cook
10.How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
11.Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
12.Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13.You – The Weaker Sex
14.Reasons To Give Flowers
15.How To Stay Awake After
16.Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
17.Garbage – Getting It To the Curb
18A.You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
18B.The Morning Dilemma – If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
19.The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
20.How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
21.How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
22.The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency
23.Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
24.How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
25.You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
26.Honest, You Don’t Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
27.Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works
28.The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
29.Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
30.Real Men Ask For Directions
31.How To Take Illness Like a Man
