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Posted by andrefosho uz maijs 26, 2008

The Chinese earthquake two weeks ago measured 7.9 on the Richter scale and killed 60,000 people. Yesterdays aftershock measured 5.8, and 400 people were injured.

Sequels are never as good as the originals, are they?

A nigger was holding his 8-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured “mother.” The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, “Hey, the baby just said half a word!”

My wife being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead

How does every black joke begin?

With a look over your shoulder

An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

“You have been to France before, monsieur?” the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

“Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready.”

The English gentleman says, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.”

“Impossible. All Englishmen have to show their passports on arrival in France !”

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained.

“Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D- Day in June 1944, and I couldn’t find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to”

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Science vs Religion

Posted by andrefosho uz maijs 26, 2008


Kaut kādi gļuki ar bildēm, tāpēc links. O_O

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Thierry Henry

Posted by biznessman uz maijs 26, 2008

Henry is not only very good football player, but also a very Funny guy!

Kam nepatīk futbols vai Henry, nemaz neskatās un nekomentē- dzēsīšu komentus!

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Classic nūģu siena

Posted by andrefosho uz maijs 26, 2008

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Steven Gerrard! Iespaidīgi!

Posted by amatuer uz maijs 26, 2008

Turpinot vasarīgo futbola tēmu – tad nu lūdzu viens anglis, kam kājā ir noteikti vairāk kā galvā, bet jāsaka…man patīk tas ko redzu! Ceru ka jums ar patiks! Lasīt pārējo šī ieraksta daļu »

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Grandfather Paradox

Posted by sm00n uz maijs 26, 2008

Bik angliski, bet cerams, ka sapratīsiet. Pirmais ir so-so, bet otrais ir vnk zomg, kpv,:O . Lasam un pirecājamies!

Grandfather Paradox :

Time travel is impossible as exemplified by the famous grandfather paradox. Imagine you build a time machine. It is possible for you to travel back in time, meet your grandfather before he produces any children (i.e. your father/mother) and kill him. Thus, you would not have been born and the time machine would not have been built, a paradox. Lasīt pārējo šī ieraksta daļu »

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