NWA

Nerds With Attitude

POST OF HATE YEYE

Posted by andrefosho uz maijs 26, 2008

The Chinese earthquake two weeks ago measured 7.9 on the Richter scale and killed 60,000 people. Yesterdays aftershock measured 5.8, and 400 people were injured.

Sequels are never as good as the originals, are they?

A nigger was holding his 8-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured “mother.” The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, “Hey, the baby just said half a word!”

My wife being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead

How does every black joke begin?

With a look over your shoulder

An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

“You have been to France before, monsieur?” the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

“Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready.”

The English gentleman says, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.”

“Impossible. All Englishmen have to show their passports on arrival in France !”

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained.

“Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D- Day in June 1944, and I couldn’t find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to”

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3 Atbildes to “POST OF HATE YEYE”

  1. geymers said

    šamiem dēļ tā earth quake 3 dienas netu atslēdza visai valstij laikam 😀

  2. niedre said

    nabaga wowa farmeri un goldbuyeri 😀 😀

  3. Amatuer said

    Hmm…Those jokes are getting better and better…;)!

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