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Hell explained by chemistry student.

Posted by mareksv uz jūlijs 11, 2008

The following is an actual question given on a Washington State University chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat)or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for
how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions
that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you
are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is
more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.

2 . If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”

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End Game.

Posted by sm00n uz jūlijs 11, 2008

Gribās teikt, ka šī ir kārtējā konspirācijas teorija. Ļoti gribās tā teikt, jo tas, ko šai filmā stāsta, ir necilvēcība. Ja tas viss notiks, kas šeit minēts, tad I un II Pasaules kari būs jāuztver kā spļāviens jūrā.

Īsumā. Pasauli vada ~120 cilvēku. Viņi nosaka cenas, kas pret ko karos, kam būs dzīvot un kam nē. Daži žurnālisti stāsta savus atklājumus un “izrakumus” par šiem Pasaules valdības veidotājiem. Kameras uzņem slepenas sanāksmes, kas netiek paustas nevienam ziņu kanālam. Visam jānotiek slepeni. “Viņi domā darīt kaut ko sliktu, jo, ja gribētu vērst globālās problēmas uz atrisinājuma sliekšņa, tad šie mītiņi nenotiktu tādā slepenībā”. Apmērām šādi izteicās viens no žurnālistiem. Trakākais, kas filmā pateikts, ir cilvēku skaita samazinašana no 6 miljardiem uz apmēram 500 miljoniem.

Vide kvalitāte ir tāda – nekāda, bet pirātisma laikmetā, ja gribēsiet redzēt labākā izpildijumā, gan jau atradīsiet kādā trakerī šo filmu. EndGame-Blueprint For Global Enslavement.

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