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Posted by sm00n uz novembris 17, 2008

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Quotes

Posted by sm00n uz novembris 17, 2008

1. Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back .

2. Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

3.Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

4. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. (Oscar Wilde)

5.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. (Homer Simpson)

6.I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. ( Whitney Brown )

7.When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. (Albert Einstein)

8. Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. (Jerry Seinfeld)

9.Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? (Jay Leno)

10. One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.” (George W. Bush)

11. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. (Al Bundy)

12. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. (Albert Einstein)

13. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher. (Socrates)

14.Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a mexican to work. (Chris Rock)

15. Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. (Jerry Seinfeld )

16Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. (John Peers)

17. I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. (Steve Martin)

18.Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. (Lyndon B. Johnson)

19. Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. (Bill Cosbey)

20. If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work. (George Carlin)

21.If you are going through hell, keep going. (Winston Churchill )

22.Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. (Mark Twain)

23.If you love your job, you haven’t worked a day in your life. (Tommy Lasorda )

24.A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. (Steven Wright)

25.You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. (Homer J. Simpson)

26.Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do. (Voltaire)

27.When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror. (Burt Reynolds)

28. Absence — that common cure of love. (Miguel De Cervantes)

29.Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. (Wendell Johnson)

30.It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. (Weinberg)

31.As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent. (Socrates)

32.A husband is what’s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. (Helen Rowland)

33.Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. (Cordel Hull)

34.I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. (Winston Churchill)

35.There are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. (Benjamin Franklin)

36.The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate. (Franklin P. Jones)

37.All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
have been more specific. ( Jane Wagner)

38.The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ (I found it!) but ‘That’s funny …’ ( Isaac Asimov )

39.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. (Oscar Wilde)

40.Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished. (Leslie Nielsen)

41. The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. (Robert Frost)

42.The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

43.An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.(Agatha Christie)

44.I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. (Groucho Marx)

45.Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.(Mae West)

46.Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. (Benjamin Franklin)

47.Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. (George Bernard Shaw)

48. Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love. (Woody Allen)

49. All women are good – good for nothing, or good for something. (Miguel De Cervantes)

50. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. (Will Rogers)

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