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Jizz In My Pants

Posted by mareksv uz Decembris 14, 2008

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Lifes wisdom.

Posted by biznessman uz Decembris 14, 2008

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Sex is like air, it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.

If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead”?

If you don’t die from it — it is healthy.

If everything is going well, you don’t know what the hell is going on.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it’s how he found out

There are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and the dead.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

If at first you don’t succeed — give up! No use being a damn idiot.

Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful.

You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

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Teacher threatens to call the cops over Linux

Posted by sm00n uz Decembris 14, 2008

A teacher has thrown a student into detention and threatened to call the police for using Linux in her classroom. The teacher spotted one of her students giving a demonstration of the HeliOS distro to other students. In a somewhat over-the-top reaction, she confiscated the CDs, put the student on detention and whipped off a letter to the HeliOS Project threatening to report it to the police for distributing illegal software.

“I am sure you strongly believe in what you are doing but I cannot either support your efforts or allow them to happen in my classroom,” writes the teacher, identified only as Karen.

“At this point, I am not sure what you are doing is legal. No software is free and spreading that misconception is harmful. I will research this as time allows and I want to assure you, if you are doing anything illegal, I will pursue charges as the law allows.

“I along with many others tried Linux during college and I assure you, the claims you make are grossly over-stated and hinge on falsehoods. I admire your attempts in getting computers in the hands of disadvantaged people but putting Linux on these machines is holding our kids back,” she writes.

Not content with completely missing the point of Linux, Karen concluded by throwing down the ultimate insult to the Linux advocates: “This is a world where Windows runs on virtually every computer and putting on a carnival show for an operating system is not helping these children at all.

“I am sure if you contacted Microsoft, they would be more than happy to supply you with copies of an older verison of Windows and that way, your computers would actually be of service to those receiving them…”

The HeliOS project members were understandably upset, and quickly fired off a reply.

“Please…investigate to your heart’s content. Linux is a free as-in-cost and free as-in-license operating system. It was designed specifically for those purposes…

“I don’t know when you attended college Karen but the Linux of even two years ago pales in feature and ability to what there is available now… and that in turn will pale in a year’s time. Linux is superior to Microsoft Windows in so many ways, they are too numerous to mention here.”

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