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national hero

Posted by Ansis uz Decembris 6, 2010

Uz celīšiem aizlecu 0.3 metrus, yea

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If you don’t like being killed in spawn, you can giiiiiiit oout!

Posted by Ansis uz marts 15, 2010

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WTF IS DIS ŽIT?

Posted by Ansis uz februāris 17, 2010

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Pwn da serverz

Posted by Ansis uz februāris 15, 2010

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Jūsu superīgie desktopi

Posted by Ansis uz janvāris 22, 2010

Ieraudzīju Silvja messy desktop un sapratu, ka gribu redzēt arī pārējos gjosinieku, studentu un nestudentu desktopa skrīnšotus, kuri te uzturas.

Viens noteikums – ja Tev uz desktopa stāv porn movies vai musiqq dziesmas, tad MAN UP un nedzēs / nepārvieto, kad taisi skrīnšotu! Mēs gribam redzēt jūsu natural habitat.

Reku mans:

Gandzha:

sakārtots:

Polis:

smoon:

Rolis:

Krišs:

Ozoliņš:

Somebody:

Toms:

Silvis:

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Reklāmas pauze

Posted by sm00n uz marts 22, 2009

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Ha-Ha

Posted by sm00n uz Decembris 3, 2008

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1. I was so poor growing up! If I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.

2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over; nobody’s home.” I went over. Nobody was home.

3. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

4. One day I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.”

5. Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.

6. I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.

8. I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breastfed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

9. I’m so ugly, my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

10. When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, “I’m sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through.”

11. I’m so ugly, my mother had morning sickness after I was born.

12. I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

13. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, “Do you think we’ll ever find them?” He said, “I don’t know kid. There’s so many places they can hide.”

14. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

15. I’m so ugly, I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I’d get.

16. I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” He said, “I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.”

17. I went to the doctor because I’d swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

18. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, “How can I get my kite in the air?” He told me to run off a cliff.

19. Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times — three of those times I was reading it.

20. One year they wanted to make me poster boy — for birth control.

21. My uncle’s dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.

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Mareks says: Fatfuck fail

Posted by sm00n uz novembris 29, 2008

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Tuč tuč par meksikāņiem

Posted by sm00n uz novembris 20, 2008

Šodien, kaut kādā mistiskā veidā, sākām runāt par meksikāņiem, un nonācām pie sekojoša slēdziena.

mexicans-will

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AAARRRRGGGGG

Posted by sm00n uz novembris 17, 2008

Mareks un Silvis sapratīs 😀

aarrgggg

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